Major Color

Thursday outfit - I owned 2 parts of this outfit before Katy Perry came out in them- The hearts belt and the hearts shoes. But I do like KP. Her skin is porcelain but she's really a normal looking person. With eerily flawless skin and massive boobs for a 5'7" girl.

OMG - My camera needs to fucking jump off a cliff. I know. It's like a camera phone! Mama's back in the workforce so new camera coming soon. Bicycle coming sooner! Really looking forward to bike commuting. I'm going to need some new spandex bike shorts. They will actually be good for the fittings at work.


Freaking iPhone shows the colors more accurately.


When I need to try on stuff at work I usually put in a black tank top & leggings and take off my outfit but sometimes there's no time and I'm not modest after my life at PF so sometimes I just change. Everyone is very complimentary and nice about my body. I did go through and toss out tons of old panties and I will focus in the future on buying more lingerie that will be better for public viewing.

Friday Look:


I thought reading Seventeen Magazine would be really fun and awesome but it was a let-down. I didn't know any of the "famous" girls inside. I only learned about a cheap new hoochie-clothes online store.


But I did like all the attention given to (anti-)Teen Pregnancy.


Matt was really into "16 & Pregnant" the other night and I loved him for it. The Corey & Leah story deserved the 90min. it got.

We went to see the new Tina Fey & Steve Carell movie "Date Night" last night. It was cute. Not amazing. It was funny in how it highlights being married = being boring. I think we are doing OK in the anti-boring department. There are spells where we spend too much time in Home Depot!

Laundry Day

I feel like I washed 1,000 pairs of man-panties today!

Bad Bonnie in front of the delicates & work-out clothes. She's been really noisy & bad lately because she can be.

Yesterday was our 5-year anniversary! We made it, but the Kuhina who married us said we should come back and get it blessed again at 5 years. Hopefully, we will not be cursed and we can get "re-blessed" later. When it's time for Hawaii again.

I stopped in at the Magnolia Bakery on the UWS - These bitches are "Sexual Napalm"

Winged-eyeliner Wed.

This is pretty boring, but here we go! Winged eyeliner. Walk Bonnie to Central Park.
First- Here's the other side of the Guggenheim. The Guggenheim is so iconic, but I feel like you don't get shown this other side of it.


No one cares about the short action on the left:


Here's Bonnie being a maniac for squirrels. We spend a lot of time standing perfectly still, as she is paralyzed with the desire to murder them.


Here's my winged eyeliner. Hey, it's kind-of dreary today. I wasn't in the mood to blend shadow.


Here's my "big Central Park rendezvous" dog walking outfit. I added a hat.

Hot Tea and Roofies

This is lame and boring but I'll read it months from now and laugh at myself.

While I was stumbling around that pretty mall in Palo Alto I asked some bitch where the mural was of the polar bear (it was RIGHT around the corner from her) and she acted like I was fucking NUTS but offered me a sample of hot tea. It was freaking awesome so I turned around and told her to make me a whole one and they made me one then tricked me into buying a whole can of the stuff and I was too tired to be disagreeable so I got this $30 can of fancy, blended, energizing tea thinking I'd never fix any for myself.

So I actually got myself a tea-making contraption and it's like crack and I love it.

The other messed up thing is that I'm sleeping SO MUCH it's like someone keeps giving me roofies. I only worked 3 hours today but I came home and slept 5 - I slept from 2 - 7pm.

Matt's in Chicago which is cool. I went for 72 hours once and I remember seeing someone's badass apartment on the 29th floor which was really a sexy thing then Julia Roberts got all up in my face at Niketown. It'd be a good living experience but I'd freeze my balls off and really fall into a deeper hibernation than this.