The Mom Jeans of My Dreams

I used to sometimes sneak into JCPenney and grab some Levi's on the cheap. After the Ellen debacle, I decided to speak up for my love of the JCP. Wednesday night I was killing time and made the unexpected discovery that Lee Classic Fit Straight Leg Jeans are the jeans of my dreams.

They had tags from hell on them and I kind of thought "If these fit, it means I'm an old lady for real in the gross way" but they fit and my booty looks sexy-

So now I've gone online and ordered additional colors.

They fit like Judi Rosens! For 1/10th of the price.
Super high waist, straight leg. $24.

The website is full of NIGHTMARES so only look at one this little link. Don't click around!

Get your mom jeans and go.

ps- If you don't have a badonkadonk, disregard all of this. 

Tranquilized

FLICKR IS PUNISHING ME FOR SOME UNKNOWN, UNEXPLAINED REASON AND THEY DELTED MY PHOTOS THAT WERE EMBEDDED IN THIS POST. BOoo FLICKR! NOT COOL!

The first day of my new job was very chill. Waking up before 7am has a tranquilizing effect on me. I answered the phone a little bit, tried on clothes a little bit, took photos of clothes for documentation purposes. It was overall, a very good work day.

It really sucks, you guys, that when I walk out of my work place, I literally spill out into a MILLION STORES FULL OF STUFF I WOULD LOVE TO BUY! Luckily, I was under-dressed for the cold-y, wet weather so I came STRAIGHT HOME. That's going to be the battle. I have to get RIGHT INTO the subway which is literally ten feet out the front door OR I can walk the 15 blocks to the bus stop and go to any store that I absolutely LOVE.

My life is really hard. I know.

Here's a Charlotte Russe dress. It's country-girl, cowgirl style. I think it was $21.99. Yes! I'm going to put a a cute belt on it and a cardigan.


This is a tank-top that I will need to layer because its' SHINY! It's from the Junior's section of JCPenney. Yes, The JC-Fucking-Penney! It's inside the Manhattan Mall. There aren't really Malls in NYC. All the stores are just barfed out all over the streets. Sometimes you want to feel like you're in NORMAL AMERICA and shop in a MALL. And use the public restroom so you can shop some more.
It's a very good Steven Sprouse for Louis Vuitton KNOCK oFF!

This is by "I <3 Ronson" at JC Penney. It was Half-Off - $22. I got high off all the sales at JCP.


This has really similar navy satin straps but it's from the Charlotte Russe. Under $20 fo' sho.


40% OFF Pearly Jewels because I'm such a lady. I used to think Pearls were grody but they're growing on me. Must be the 30's.


Some Charlotte Russe 2 for $8 accessory goodness:




Stop looking at my no-make-up hang-over face and focus on the hat. She is also from JCP.


And Charlotte Russe 2 for $8 bracelets. I like that they're light-weight and hopefully won't clank around too much.


I drank a lot this past weekend. Lots of good training hours put in Friday & Saturday nights. Lots of Bud Light. Keeping it classy!