
I used to sometimes sneak into JCPenney and grab some Levi's on the cheap. After the Ellen debacle, I decided to speak up for my love of the JCP. Wednesday night I was killing time and made the unexpected discovery that Lee Classic Fit Straight Leg Jeans are the jeans of my dreams.
They had tags from hell on them and I kind of thought "If these fit, it means I'm an old lady for real in the gross way" but they fit and my booty looks sexy-

So now I've gone online and ordered additional colors.
They fit like Judi Rosens! For 1/10th of the price.
Super high waist, straight leg. $24.
The website is full of NIGHTMARES so only look at one this little link. Don't click around!
Get your mom jeans and go.
ps- If you don't have a badonkadonk, disregard all of this.